From my blog archives:
January
CAA is GOD. But tow trucks are expensive.
David Beckham is actually a nice dude.
My old math teacher is famous.
February
Being self-employed as a transcriber is possibly the worst job to have.
The best way to apply for a job is by mail.
Bridesmaids' dresses are overrated.
Dental emergencies in -40 weather are to be avoided at all costs.
Slapshots hurt a lot.
Tow trucks are expensive. Did I already mention that?
March
Universities who email you rejections are universities not worth attending.
Never get a discount flight to take you across the country - you will see more of the country than you ever wished.
Oregon is the best state there is, and Portland, OR, is the best city in the world.
Drinking beer in an old-fashioned movie theatre is a really cool experience.
Dancing after accomplishing something tremendous is a good idea.
April
Thesis defenses are not so bad, really, but the comedown is a bitch.
I love playing with dogs all day.
May
Being stalked by a crazy person is an interesting experience.
Facebook is Facecrack - although I have since recovered.
I am a marketing genius - and people should realize that.
June
Dogs can respond to CPR.
The Big Nickel is a myth.
Packing is not so bad if you're OCD.
The SENS RULE!
July
Moving is not so bad if you're OCD.
August
Short women mess with my concept of the universe.
I will never have a roommate again who isn't Andy.
September
Peekapugs are weird mofos.
Not going to school is weird.
October
Martin Gerber can pronounce SCOOPIES.
I will never succeed as a dog groomer.
November
Star Trek Voyageur is the best show on television.
Rogers is inept.
Domesticity is a really easy rut into which to fall.
Time flies . . .
December
Weevils are tough nuts to crack. Or tough beetles to kill - whatever. They're a pain.
Being single - even if only temporarily - blows goats.
Not playing hockey any more isn't so bad after all.
HAPPY NEW YEAR!
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