February 28, 2007

Oh procrastinatorinatingoring

I really should get back to transcribing, but it can wait fifteen minutes while I do this and finish my ice cream.

Please note that responses may be highly caustic. I've been sitting at my computer for two weeks straight. I'm a little loopy and can barely type.

Stolen from Chel, because that's what I do:

A More Mature Questionnaire... Though Not By Much, If At All

Meant to be completed by ADULTS (defined as graduating high school more than three years ago). Here are some questions for the people who are a little more mature. (Although honestly... it's not really a whole lot more mature.)

1. What bill do you hate paying the most?
Not really a bill, but I hate putting money on my line of credit - because the debt is so vast, that every time I pay off some of it, I end up spending it again.

2. Where's the best place to eat a romantic dinner?
The Black Tomato on York. Or, if you're rich, the Courtyard Restaurant. Andy had this AMAZING tenderloin that practically MELTED on your tongue.

3. Last time you puked from drinking!!
Hallowe'en. It was a bad scene, the beauty queen on her knees . . . but that's what you get from singlehandedly consuming three bottles of wine.

4. When is the last time you got drunk and danced on a bar?
Never on a bar. Sorry. I have enough problems keeping my balance sober, thanks a bunch.

5. Name of your 2nd grade teacher?
Miss Valentine. No joke.

6. What do you really want to be doing right now?
Watching hockey, but my work is KILLING me.

7. What did you want to be when you were growing up?
An anthropologist - oh wait, I AM an anthropologist. MAN, I must be PSYCHIC!

8. How many colleges did you attend?
None. One university, but I attended it twice.

9. Why did you wear the shirt that you have on right now?
It's green.

10. GAS PRICES First thought?
49 cents Chel? I remember visiting Mendocino California, where gas was 49 cents a GALLON and thinking THAT was ridiculously expensive! I remember it when it was 27!

11. If you could be anywhere and take someone with you...
Somewhere warm and without internet with the Pie.

12. First thought when the alarm went off this morning?
Man my neck hurts, I can't believe I have to wait until tomorrow to see the chiropractor.

13. Last thought before going to sleep last night?
Screw working - I'm exhausted.

14. What chore do you despise?
Taking my mom to physio - it's not that bad, the people are nice, but when I'm working, it really interrupts my day.

15. If you didn't have to work, would you volunteer at an art gallery?
I'd rather volunteer at a museum, or the Ten Thousand Villages.

16. Get up early or sleep in?
I'm a morning person, so I try to get up early. Sleeping in for me is 9:00. Really letting it all go is 10:00.

17. What is your favorite cartoon character?
The Flash.

20. Favorite NON sexual thing to do at night with a girl/guy?
Play board games. I'm a loser.

21. A secret that you wouldn't mind everyone knowing?
Then it wouldn't really be a secret. One that everyone already knows? I'M FUCKING CRAZY.

22. Are you planning on remaining in your current field?
Maybe switching to the dark side of the force and becoming an Anthropologist, but that's not really a big jump.

23. If you are not married, do you see yourself married in the next five yrs?
Hm . . . possibly. My PhD is my first goal before I'm thirty. Marriage and the resulting children might put a damper in that.

24. Your favorite lunch meat?
Eugh, none. Lunch meat is revolting.

25. What do you get every time you go into a Wal-Mart?
Cheap $9.99 shoes. (Chel: WOOT!)

26. Beach or lake?
Can't I have both?

27. Do you think marriage is an outdated ritual that was invented by people who died at 20?
No.

28. Who do you stalk on My Space?
I avoid it. And facebook. And friendster. AND blogger. They're all awful.

29. Favorite guilty pleasure?
Masturbation . . . ? No. Um . . . reading romance novels. It's like the book version of crappy television.

30. Favorite movie you wouldn't want anyone to find out about?
My favourite movie is Trading Places, and I don't care who knows.

31. What's "your" drink?
Cranberry juice. Straight up. No ice. Damn, that's got kick. :D

32. Cowboys or Indians?
Indians. But we call them First Peoples now. DUH.

33. Cops or Robbers?
Cops. I'm a sucker for a uniform.

34. Do you cheer for the bad guy?
I root for the underdog, but I guess that's a bit different.

35. What Hollywood star do you think resembles you best?
Lindsay Lohan mostly (although because I'm older and cooler I like to think that she looks like ME), then Megan Follows. I've also gotten Andie MacDowel, Geena Davis, and Julia Stiles, but I don't see those last ones at all.

36. If you had to pick one, which cast member of Lost would you be?
None of them. I don't want to be stuck on an island. Although perhaps Hurley, because he's so laidback.

37. What do you want when you are sick?
Bed. And drugs.

38. Who from high school would you like to run into?
No one, really. The people I like from high school I still see regularly.

39. What radio station is your clock radio tuned to right now?
103.3 CBC Radio 2. What did I say before? I'm a loser.

42. Norm or Cliff?
NOOOOOOOOOOOORM!

43. The Cosby Show or the Simpsons?
Cosby Show.

44. Worst relationship mistake that you wish you could take back?
Working for Chel's dad. That was a disastrous relationship.

45. Do you like the person who sits directly across from you at work?
HAHAH, it's my own reflection!

46. If you could get away with it, who would you kill?
I don't really hate anyone. George Bush maybe? Not because I hate him, but because I think the world might be better off without him. Him and Darcy Tucker.

47. What famous person would you like to have dinner with?
Either Keanu Reeves or Will Smith, because they're both so cool.

48. Have you ever had to use a fire extinguisher for its intended purpose?
Nope.

49. Last book you read for real?
The Sports Star - by some guy.

50. Do you have a teddy bear?
I have a polar bear and a tiger, but they live in my closet.

51. Strangest place you have ever brushed your teeth?
On a dune in the desert when I was 9. Go Oregon.

52. Somewhere in California you've never been and would like to go?
I can't remember where I've been. And I'd rather see another state that I HAVEN'T been to.

53. Number of texts in a day?
Anywhere between 7 and 25, depending on how busy two of my four contacts are.

54. At this point in your life would you rather start a new career or relationship?
New career. But in the same field.

55. Pen or pencil??
Fat pens. FAT. But pencils have their perks. Why do you make me choose? How is this mature? The mature choice is that they are both incredibly useful.

56. Missing...
Sleep.

57. How many jobs have you had?
I gotta list them . . .
Nanny (twice)
Medical Secretary
Sandwich Artist at Subway
Manager at MBE (and drudge, if you count that as two)
Shot-Lister for Global
Recall Officer for RQA
Law Clerk
Undergraduate TA
Graduate TA
Transcriber
and soon . . . co-manager in training for Bark and Fitz!

So . . . 11 if you count the one that's coming up.

58. Where do you see yourself in 10 years?
Married, with people calling me Dr. Bell, and Hockey Canada pounding on my door.

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