November 17, 2005

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Proclamation the First:

HAVEN'T YOU PEOPLE HEARD OF BIRTH CONTROL? I can't handle this mass procreation that's going on these days. Well, at least it gets the pressure off my back.

Proclamation the Second:

I got to work at 5:30. This means I can be home in time to watch Jacques Martin's return as the prodigal son to Ottawa. I want to see how the fans receive him. I hope they're smart enough to applaud.

Proclamation the Third:

It really is true about being nice to people (Golden Rule, yahda yahda yahda . . .). The clients for whom I went to trial were here when I got in. These people fight with everyone. When they get angry (and they have very short fuses) it's a spectacle that involves so much yelling and swearing you'd think there were fifteen of them instead of just two.

But these guys LOVE me. They were a little wary at first, but then they saw me come in on weekends for them, they saw me organize their case so that Wayner could present it logically, they saw me sitting next to them day after day while we were at trial for a month. And I always smiled.

I think I may have won myself some allies in the world, although I don't know how much use it will be. T is an enormous Jamaican man, and we have fun discussions about Rastafarianism and the like. He gives me fliers for his reggae shows that he produces. M is tiny tiny, but with a four-letter vocabulary the likes of which I have never seen before, and will likely never see again. But she never swears at me, or yells. I'm one of the few people who gets to see her smile. She and I are almost the same age, and I think that helps.

While we were at trial, during the shorter recesses, we would sit together and wait for Wayner to do something, or we would sit in the car together on the way home and be social. It was awkward, but I tried to keep the conversation light and away from contentious issues. M and I would discuss how stupid men were (funny how I told her about the Pie but have never mentioned him to Wayner), and T and I would talk about music. I was almost a sort of comic relief (this trial was very stressful, arduous, and ultimately dissappointing for our clients), and I think they appreciated that. It shows in how they treat me now, while we're working on their appeal (while they are not necessarily undeserving of the judge's decision, Her Honour certainly did not give our case an objective review).

That pleases me. Posted by Ally at November 17, 2005 06:07 PM
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