January 18, 2004

Hockey Hair is a Privilege, not a Right

off the top: just when you thought jeremy roenick couldn’t possibly
get any uglier . . .

the score: good game last night. super-k made some fabulous saves. I know. I was sitting about two feet from an enormous big screen television. there was this guy behind me who was ridiculously drunk (and this is by about 8:00 PM) and was yelling at the tv in a slurred fashion. *sigh* they can't hear you, guy.


I feel bad for joe thornton. jacques martin always rolls chara when he's on the ice. that must hurt a lot. I love watching people try to take chara down and then just bounce right off him as he skates off. the best was his fight against barnaby on november 20. I was about fifteen feet away from him at the time. that man is big.


it was a long game, though. it might have just been that I was tired and full of food, but it took forever. shattering the glass behind the net didn't help, either. and I was rather annoyed at the end when they just dicked around. I mean, after such a long delay, they should have at least made it interesting to watch. I know, it would've been rude to run up the score, but they could have done something. then again, maybe it was just me. I don't think sitting that close to the tv is a good idea. we'll see if I'm sterile . . .

off the ice: would somebody please explain to me the allure of hockey hair? is it more comfortable to wear a helmet when you've got a mullet? what possible reason could you have for making yourself look like a woman? poor alfie. dearly as I love him, he will not escape my wrath. he hasn't gotten a haircut in over a year. he keeps it long, apparently, because his girlfriend likes it. seems she also likes him to wear her clothes, as you can see in the picture of the day. and people make fun of him for it, like right here. I'll never forget going to that game with stefan. they were announcing the stars, and they put a picture of alfie up on the jumbotron, and stefan yelled out, "get a haircut, you fucking hippie!" everybody laughed. it was highly amusing. especially coming from stefan.

in other news: HAPPY TWENTY-FIRST, RACHELLE! oh, and, hi, folks, this is my page, courtesy of stefan. welcome to allyrxntz!

Posted by Ally at January 18, 2004 12:00 AM
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